Land Called Honahlee?

: honahlee; September 4th, 13:44

Current Location:: United States, Tennessee, Memphis

Current Mood:: bemused

You Are a Natural Flirt

You are a true people person, and you find it easy to relate to others.

So when you're into someone, you can't help but broadcast it.

For you, complementing, smiling, and touching is second nature. You like making people feel good.

In fact, you may be accused of flirting when all you're doing is being friendly. Sometimes you accidentally send out the wrong signals.

Are You a Natural Flirt?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

This would explain that awkward situation the other day. He knew I was married, though. He should know better!

Flirting

: honahlee; August 30th, 6:54

Current Location:: United States, Tennessee, Memphis

Current Mood:: contemplative

Quizzes Girls Games

This is undoubtably me.

You're a sarcastic flirt.

Admitting you like someone seems like a huge risk to you, so you joke around rather than acknowledging your real feelings. Instead of giving someone a straightforward compliment, you make fun of him/her in an affectionate way. You'd never be mean to a stranger, but if you find someone attractive, you'll tease that person and start lots of play fights. If you push someone or pretend to punch them, it's usually just an excuse for a little physical contact. When you make flirty comments, you use lots of sarcasm, so if the other person gets weirded out, you can say, "Hey, I was kidding! I don't really like you!"

Patronus

: honahlee; July 17th, 10:20

Are You a Good Girlfriend?

: honahlee; July 17th, 0:24

You are a Great Girlfriend

When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful

But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself

You're the perfect blend of independent and caring

You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!

Are You a Good Girlfriend?

What Frozen Treat Are You?

: honahlee; July 16th, 21:16

Current Mood:: hungry

You Are a Popsicle

You are colorful, creative, and expressive.
You are often in your own little world, having the time of your life.

People might be surprised to know that you're actually a bit of a perfectionist.
You like things to be neat and orderly. You can deal with chaos, as long as it's controlled chaos.

What Frozen Treat Are You?

(no subject)

: honahlee; July 7th, 0:01

Current Mood:: satisfied

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You're a misty blue burst.

Your personality emits an entrancing blue glow that feels otherworldly, like you know more than anyone else about the world's biggest questions. Maybe that's true -- you're bursting with so much curiosity and knowledge that you've probably got all sorts of unguessable info buried in that big ole brain of yours. You're dying to uncover the secrets about urban legends, space aliens, and conspiracy theories and shout the truth from the rooftops. You're open to ALL the possibilities in the universe, no matter how bizarre the facts turn out to be.

What Bathing Suit Are You?

: honahlee; July 6th, 23:51

Current Mood:: amused

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Your friends might call it the "grandma suit," but you know they're just jealous of your glamorous retro look. When you take snapshots of summer fun, you're always tempted to convert them into black and white -- just so everyone looks extra stylish and classy. In the pool or at the beach, you keep your personal business all covered up, usually with a strong, solid-colored fabric. Compared to skimpy modern swimsuits, you're very supportive and well-organized. Old-fashioned bathing suits know how to keep everything right where it belongs!

Do You Hate to Be Single?

: honahlee; July 6th, 9:23

Current Mood:: complacent

You Like Being Single

Being single is just fine with you, but you don't always love it.
Like most people, you would prefer to be attached... but you are rightfully picky.

While you may not need to be in a relationship, you'd like to be in one.
You try to make your life as great as possible, whether you're with someone or not.

Do You Hate to Be Single?

Watch out.

: honahlee; June 22nd, 12:07

Current Mood:: worried

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from honahlee.

shannona is stalking honahlee
shannona's REAL name :	Shaniqua Pennebaker
shannona's REAL DOB :	30th September 1981
Height :180 cm	Weight : 64.8 kg
shannona has dreamt about you :	24 times
shannona became interested in you :	28th January 2007
shannona's latest dream about you
honahlee is awoken by the heavy breathing of shannona who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how shannona describes your relationship behind your back
'We were destined to be together and you'll soon be tying the knot.'
shannona's been stealing stuff from your house too.
shannona has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.
They've even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst shannona carved 'honahlee' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Words cannot express what you mean to me. I want us to be together forever. Do you fancy becoming siamese twins? My mother says she'll pay for the operation. Apparently such a procedure has a 20% success rate. I'd do anything for our love, wouldn't you?

The Police
No. calls to the police :	12 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello is that the police? Ah good, it's just there's this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they've been following me for the last year Their name? shannona."
shannona's Police File
shannona is a convicted stalker who will re-offend. Particularly if they have access to the internet and I feel sorry for the poor son of a bitch who catches the attention of this crazed motherfucker.

Testimonies about shannona

maelgwn - A boring stoner

'To be honest there was always something about shannona that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.'

aaaamory - The Devil In Disguise

'I'm gonna kill honahlee for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I'd love to give her a right slap in the chops! shannona is a brilliant person.'

celebra - Worships the sun

'Ahhh none of this is new to me. honahlee's been telling me about shannona's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.'

ketsu - Eats everything.

'Fucking hell, in all honesty I've never met a bigger wanker than shannona. Terrible person.'

Mash Game: Predict Your Future at eSPIN-the-Bottle

: honahlee; June 22nd, 6:27



		I will marry Some famous actor.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Peru in our fabulous House.
		We will have 3 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Grey Focus.
		I will spend my days as a Cheesecake Taste Tester, and live happily ever after.

I can't say it's not appropriate...

: honahlee; June 21st, 5:15

Current Mood:: awake

Your result for The Social Persona Test (Version 2.5)...

The Librarian (QTBF)

Quirky Traditional Beta Female

You know the story--The quiet, smart girl who emerges from her shell to become the new queen bee. Nothing wrong with nerdy girls, in fact there aren't enough of you. Your best match is The Late Bloomer, as he once was the male version of you.

You are more QUIRKY than NORMAL.

You are more TRADITIONAL than LIBERAL.

You are more PASSIVE than DOMINANT.

When picking a date, consider: The Late Bloomer (QTAM), The Lord of the Misfits (QLAM), The Snowball's Chance in Hell (QTBM), The Suit (NTAM), or The Altar Boy (NTBM).

Avoid: The Frat Boy (NLAM)

(Image from theblackspiderman.com)

Take The Social Persona Test (Version 2.5) at HelloQuizzy

(no subject)

: honahlee; June 20th, 22:43

Current Mood:: exhausted

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(no subject)

: honahlee; May 13th, 22:35

Current Mood:: bemused

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Been a while

: honahlee; April 8th, 13:21

Current Mood:: bitchy

It's been a while since I blogged, on any of my blogs. I guess I will pick back up here. I can't afford to keep my website up anymore, even though I prefered WP to LJ. Oh well.

Life Experiences

: honahlee; December 8th, 2008

Current Mood:: amused

The Life Experience Test

Overall, you have partaken in 103 out of 169 possible life experiences.
Your average life experience score is therefore 61%.

The average score is 51%, making your experiences more than 77% of the people who have taken this test.
The average for your age group (18-25) is 45%.

Broken down by category:
Art: 11/17 (65%)

Career & Work: 6/13 (46%)

Civics & Technology: 5/7 (71%)

Crime & Disarray: 5/11 (45%)

Education: 13/18 (72%)

Fashion: 7/10 (70%)

Fitness, Health and Sports: 2/7 (29%)

Life in General: 9/14 (64%)

Relationships: 11/14 (79%)

Religion & Politics: 4/4 (100%)

Social: 16/22 (73%)

Travel: 7/20 (35%)

Vices: 7/12 (58%)

Take the test and see how YOU compare

Routabega for President!

: honahlee; November 5th, 2008

(fluff)Friends - create, share and enjoy a world of fluffy fun!

Quick and Dirty IQ Test

: honahlee; July 24th, 2008

Current Mood:: sleepy

Your IQ Is 130

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Genius

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Stars and Stripes in Space

: honahlee; July 4th, 2008

Current Mood:: touched

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/07/03/hubble-supernova.html

I suppose you could make an argument of Manifest Destiny with this. I just think it's pretty. :)

Tags: independence, stars and stripes

So..I got THIS Bored...

: honahlee; June 14th, 2008

Find Out Which Disney Girl You Are!
created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Belle

Dancing furniture, singing spoons, and a man who needs a serious haircut - sound familiar? Well it should! Belle was a very independent spirit with alot on her mind, much like you are! But in life, there is a needed balance - learn when to speak your mind, and when to hold it back. Sometimes offending someone isn't the best way to go!

Violet

92%

Belle

92%

Pocahontas

88%

Mulan

79%

Jasmine

79%

Alice

79%

Jane

63%

Snow White

63%

Tinkerbell

63%

Ariel

58%

Cinderella

58%

Megara

50%

Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

50%

Esmerelda

25%

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: honahlee; March 6th, 2008

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